life highs?

Life's Highs...

1. Laughing hysterically
2. Dancing your heart out
3. Star gazing
4. Shopping
5. Going to the beach
6. Listening to the rain
7. Ice-cream on a hot day
8. Feeling wanted
9. Getting that warm, fuzzy feeling when you think about the one you love
10. ReceIving text messages
11. Personal jokes
12. ComplIments
13. Late night phone calls
14. Christmas
15. Hugs
16. Kisses
17. Knowing someone misses you
18. Knowing someone is thinking of you
19. Good dreams
20. Skipping school for a day
21. Lying on the grass starring into the sky
22. Going up to the snow
23. Jumping into a warm bed on a cold night
24. Seeing your guys/girls name on your mobile when it rings
25. Your first kiss
26. Talking for hours about absolutely nothing
27. Looking back on the laughs
28. Receiving presents
29. Giving presents
30. Birthdays
31. Air conditioning when it's hot
32. Being full of energy
33. Seeing your boyfriend/girlfriend
34. Watching someone do something stupid, and them thinking no one saw
35. Nice smelling perfume/cologne/deodorant
36. Good hair days
37. Turning on the radio to hear that your favourite song is being played
38. Running into an old friend
39. Strolling along the pier at night
40. Finding $5 on the ground
41. Being home alone
42. Reading a good magazine
43. Sun baking
44. Sleeping in
45. Watching the sun come up
46. Seeing a shooting star
47. Waking up to find the person you love in your arms
48. Weekends
49. Holidays
50. Jumping on a trampoline
51. Sitting infront on the fire on a cold evening
52. Smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies
53. Singing into your hairbrush in your room
54. Bubble baths
55. Turning up your sterio as loud as it will go
56. Being so happy it makes you cry
57. Summer
58. Finally completing somthing you started a long time ago
58. Achieving a long time goal
59. Warm nights
60. Falling in love...

DO-NOT-QUIT

Don't Quit

When things go wrong as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all up hill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don't you quit.
Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about
When he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don't give up though the pace seems slow--
You may succeed with another blow,
Success is failure turned inside out--
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems so far;
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit--
It's when things seem worst that you must not quit.


- Edgar A. Guest

:)

Watch your thoughts; they become words.

Watch your words; they become actions.

Watch your actions; they become habits.

Watch your habits; they become character.

Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.


- - Frank Outlaw

Father..

A Father Is:

There in every memory
See his love and care
Strength and hands to count on
Freely he does share
Provider, toil so faithfully
To make our dreams come true
Give strong and tender discipline
Though it is hard to do
A Father is God's chosen one
To lead the family
And point it to His will for life
Of love and harmony...

Do we have a deal?

You forgive me for liking you too much,
And I'll forgive you for not liking me enough.

You forgive me for missing you so,
And I'll forgive you for being so cold.

You forgive me for the loud racing of my heart,
And I'll forgive you for not hearing it.

You forgive me for playing your games,
And I'll forgive you for toying with my emotions.

You forgive me for finding you so attractive,
And I'll forgive you for not noticing.

You forgive me for raising you up so high,
And I'll forgive you for bringing me down so low.

You forgive me for wanting to be with you,
And I'll forgive you for avoiding me.

You forgive me for being so pathetic,
And I'll forgive you for taking advantage of it.

You forgive me for not being able to let go,
And I'll forgive you for never having latched on.

You forgive me for having hopes and dreams,
And I'll forgive you for crushing them.

Forgiveness brings inner peace.
Do we have a deal?

facts

GIRLS FACTS:

When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking she wants
you to hold her hand

When she wants a hug
she will just stand there

When u break a girls heart,
she still feels it when
u run into each other 3 years later

*When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.*

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine.

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so
wonderful.

When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl says that she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future.

When a girl says, "I miss you, "
no one in this world can miss you more
than that

When a girl is mean to you after a breakup
she wants you back, but she's
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever




Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you

When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong

When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few
minutes,
he means it

When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do

When you're laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world

When a guy calls you everyday,
he is in love

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it

When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you till your done

When a guy says, "I miss you, "
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else

Friends

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend. Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop. Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is forever friendship. When you're down and the world seems dark and empty, this friend lifts you up in spirit and makes that dark and empty world suddenly seem bright and full. Your friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times an the confused times. If you turn and walk away, your friend follows. If you lose your way, your friend guides you and cheers you on. Your friend hold your hand and tells you that everything is going to be okay. And if you find such a friend, you feel happy and complete because you need not worry. You have a forever friend, and forever has no end. Not evern after death. He will wait for you in heaven, and when you get there,and are standing in front of a golden gate, he will vouch for you and will be the first one to embrace you.


Well.. is it true??

15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE!!

15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE:


1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.

100%?

A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.

A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.

Actual label instructions on consumer goods

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

G I R L

When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind
When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how long you will be
around
When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a
few seconds,
She is not at all fine
When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying
When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever
When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention
When a GIRL sms's u everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once
When a GIRL says I love you,
She means it
When a GIRL says that she can't live
without you,
She has made up her mind that you are
her future
When a GIRL says "i miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more
than that.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

Damn you seruni

Jadi gue belakangan lagi pengenbanget "leather jacket" yang gue tau dipadang belum ada yang jual terus kalo beli online nyokap gue ga ngebolehin. pasrah deh
waktu kerumah ica tadi gue iseng bilang.

gue: vela pengen banget leather jacket tuh caaa
ica: kalo gak salah ica adalah vel
vela: hee vela mau yang baruu
ica: iya ica punya dibeliin mamik pas ke jakarta kemarin tapi karna ica ga suka tu baibo mamik tuh disimpannya aja dilemari
vela: heeee bodoh sini vela beli ha. tanya ke mamik ya berapa mamik jual.
ica: yaya

malemnya gue ym sm ica. gue tanya lagi

Vela Ganteng: ca apa kata mamik?
imelvee: hah?
Vela Ganteng: ICA APA KATA MAMIK
...... sekian menit

imelvee: vela
imelvee: baru nyadar ica
imelvee: td kan mamik tlf
imelvee: skalian ica tanya
imelvee: trs mamik tu gatau ica punya jaket itu
imelvee: setau dia bukan kulit..
imelvee: tapi
imelvee: ....
imelvee: BULU
cicacickeynes: :)):))=))

gue rebah

FOOOOOL

maaf sebelumnya karna gue kebanyakan nge post cerita lama soalnya lucu sih makanya di review gt deh gue inget pas awal semester 1

waktu pertama kali les bu en setelah libur lebaran gue langsung ngafal rumus setumpuk walopun belakang gak jadi nge tes tuh rumus. pas lagi baca baca rumusnya tiba tiba ada percakapan temen gue yg bikin rumus nya buyaaarr yar yar
kuran lebih mereke ngomong gini

fonni: eh potong rambut lo?
temennya itu: iya kenapa tuh?
fonni: ih gak jelas do.kenapa gak lo botakin aja

taunya gue sama ica ga sengaja denger

gue ica lihat lihatan

gue ica: WKAKKWOKKAOKOWKOKOAOWOOAKO

WKOAOKOKW ngakakakakakakakakakaa huakakakakak

jadi secara ga langsung foni bilang "kalo mau jelas abis potong rambut botakin aja kepala lo" >> ini menurut gue ya hahhahahahahaha ngakak mode on

Look what we got after long time never met :D







she is so marvelous

waktu itu si cica nanya

cica: vela, lenka itu tulisannya L E N K A kan tp bacaanya lengka apa lenka?

terus si ica langsung motong

ica: buah lengkeng

gue cica: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

i call it KAPOK

sabtu minggu kemarin gue sm cica sm ica nonton paranormal activity dan gue harap setelah kami bertiga gak bakal ada lagi deh yang nonton SEREM ABIS GA KETULANGAN YA TUHAAAAAN

here we go, jadi waktu film nya itu udah mau habis. dimana in every scenes kita teriak2 kaget terus jadi ending si aktris cewek (sengaja ga nyebutin namanya hanya akan mengundang rasa takut gue) yang lagi kesurupan ngelihat serem gitu ke arah kamera deket2 gue bertiga langsung malingin muka dr arah leptop sambil treak treak
(posisinya dikasur gini: ica deket ke pintu gue ditengah cica deket dinding)

gue: ICAA KELUAR CAAAA ICAAAA KELUAR CAA VELA TAKUUUT
ica: IYAAA IYA GIMANA NIIIIH


(akirnya gue dorong si ica terus buka pintu keluar)
pas giliran gue turun dr kasur gue ditahan gt sama cica

gue: CEPET LAH CA KELUAR KITA VELA TAKUT (sambil ngelepasin pegangan si cica ke gue kuat banget)
cica: gausah lagi vel, (dia masih tetep megang tangan gue kuat kuat)


(akirnya gue takut banget terus gue tarik si cica turun dr kasur sampe keluar)

nyampe diluar si etek udah bingung aja ngelihat kita ngos2an bertiga

gue: kok cica tahan vela td? vela udah takut padahal
cica: iya cica gak kuat jalan (innocently)

gue ica: WKAKWKAKWKAKWKAKWKAKWKAKWKAKWKAKWKAKWKAKWKAKWKAKWA LOL deh

finally tuh leptop dibawa keruang tengah nonton endingnya bareng si etek (masih takut dan teriak2) padahal udh sama etek

just imagine how scary the film was, until cica cant moved. hauuhauha

its annoying to have conversation like this:

gue males banget kalo wall to wall ato chating ato ngomong yang langang abis kaya gini:

Novella Carita Amelia lagi apa kamu?

Arif Suprihadi lagi nunggu nilai raport mudah2ab abcxak hsilnya (menurut gue ini burem banget gt apaan coba artinya?)

yaudah gue bales gini

Novella Carita Amelia abcxak hasilnya apanih? (wajar dooong gue tanya balik)
trus malah ditanya balik

Arif Suprihadi Mksdnye pel

Novella Carita Amelia BACA WALL TO WALL grr langang

arrrgh sebel banget gak tuh wowo
kalo kamu juga benci yang langang kaya gini comment ya

pengalaman berharga

ehem hari jumat long ago si fauzan (temen sekelas) cerita ke gue. katanya waktu nganterin fara pulang ke hari kamis dia ditilang. terus gue tanyain kan kenapa bisa ditilang dan belakangan gue tau kalo motornya dia belum pake plat dan dia berdua sm sm gak pake helm aih jadi actually emg dia yg salah gue ga nyalahin tuh polisi nilang dia HAHAHAHAHAH karna belakangan byk curanmor jadinya polisi ngejaga ketat gt
disini deh bodohnya pas dia ceritain kronologisnya gini nih

fauzan cerita: trus dimintanya kartu pelajar zan kan vel karna belakangan byk curanmor jadinya polisi ngejaga ketat gt
gue: yaya terus?

trus tiba tiba si iin motong

iin: TRUS APA ZAN KASIH?
fauzan: KARTU PERPUSTAKAAN.
gue iin: WKAKWKAKWKAKWKAKWKAKWKAKWKAKWKAKWKAKWKAKWKAKWKA (ngakak sampe mukul mukul meja guling guling dikursi suer gak lebay)

dia kira mau minjem buku apa ya. masalahnya kan mommentnya penting gt DITILANG malah ngasih kartu perpus bodoh ckck

nb:jgn sampe ditilang malah ngasih kartu member vcd porno percayalah! bisa bisa masalah anda dikali 2

pity rissa aprilia (cloddish)

Wednesday, January 27, 2010 at 9:48am | Edit Note | Delete
jadi waktu hari apa gt kejadiannya lama banget gue baru sempet notes skrg haha
waktu lg tiduran dikamar hp gue bunyi tau nya dr cica. gue seneng dong pas gue angkat, gue ga nyangka ini bakal terjadi;;

gue: halo
cica: halo kak?
gue: eh? kenapa cic?
cica: diem...

tut tut tut

gue ga nyangka si cica di sana juga ketawa melihat kelangangannya.
gue ngakak

simple conversation

siang ini gue chatting sm divo dan ada beberapa percakpan yang bikin gue pengen nge blog lagi salah satunya;

Vela Ganteng: ayang aku lg makan.
Vela Ganteng:pake apa cb?
Divo Cantik: pake apa?
Vela Ganteng: rendang wah jadi inget km
Divo Cantik: weh kok inget aku?
Divo Cantik: mentang2 aku hitam kek rendang
Vela Ganteng: iya kalo dirumah km sering makan rendang
Vela Ganteng: =))=))=))

Untouchable - Taylor Swift

Untouchable like
A distant diamond sky
Mmm
I'm reaching out
And I just
Can't tell you why (?)
I'm caught up in you
I'm caught up in you ..

Untouchable burning
Brighter than the sun
And when you're close
I feel like coming undone..

In the middle of the night
When I'm in this dream
It's like
A million little stars
Spelling out your name ..
You gotta come on, come on
Say that we'll be together
Come on, come on
Little taste of heaven..

It's half full
And I won't wait here
All day..
I know you're saying
That you'd be here

Anyway

But you're
Untouchable burning
Brighter than the sun
Now that you're close
I feel like coming undone

In the middle of the night
When I'm in this dream
It's like,
A million little stars
Spelling out your name
You gotta, come on, come on
Say that we'll be together
Come on, come on

Oh,
In the middle of the night
We could form this dream!
I wanna feel you
By my side
Standing next to me
You gotta, come on, come on,
Say that we'll be together,
Come on, come on,
Little taste of heaven..

"I dont know why, why i can be trapped by you .. and i dont know why i cant escape from your trap. Surprise, i liked your trap :D Stay like this, and we'll always be together >,< efforts and prayers for our dreams! xoxoB"

Gelembung1412<3

Dear Juliet - Never Change

urrhmm well, lately i very often hear this song, i love all the dimensions of this song, especially the lyrics :D:D:D and yeah, for some reason all of the lyrics make me smile satisfied.. yihi ;)
ok let's cekidot >,<

If you hear this, wherever you are
Just know i need you here,
I need you near me now..
You were brighter than the pale white moon,
Reflected in your eyes ;)
So i guess it's not suprise
I can't forget you..
No matter what i do!

I will always carry you in my heart..
You'll always be my shooting star,
Autumn days will fade away,
But memories will always stay the same
I'm hoping you will never change
Don't ever change..

I just need to slow down for a while..
I'm missing your warm smile
And the way you used to say
"stay with me till the daylight breaks
No matter what it takes
Just say you'll stay just say u'll stay..."


"B, so many temptations that come and test us, but Alhamdulillah we still can go through one by one, n we still survived until now, may forever! hey, now we have the same principles, and one dream(you know that right?!) .. so i'm sure even God will test us again, we still get through and finish it one by one(Amin) .. now only one that i beg you, please don't ever change .. stay close, don't go .. :')"


G1412<3